With news of the Gwyneth Paltrow g-free diet hitting the Interwebs, it may seem like going gluten-free is a great way to keep in shape and look hot. Not so, says the woman searching for all things fried, yet gluten-free. Although I am resorting to doing my own frying, there are lots of chemical-laden treats you can buy at the store then shove in your body with no fear of gluten damage. Of course, those toxins might get you!

But if you’re feeling deprived, and like you’ve been eating quinoa and kale for like, days, there are some other awesomely bad gf foods out there. In fact, here are 10 things I was very excited to learn are gluten-free, yet could still kill me.

1. Cheetos Crunchy Flamin’ Hot Limon Cheese Flavored Snacks
2. Peanut Butter Chips
3. Vienna Sausages
4. Fritos Bean Dip
5. Scotch
6. Whitman’s Sampler
7. Crisco
8. Manischewitz Banana Split Macaroons
9. Bacon Chocolate Bar
10. Hormel Pepperoni

So there you have it. Enjoy your gluten-free diet! Or as I like to say — live-it.

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