That was dinner. A dinner I will not be enjoying for a very long, long, long, long time. Because here’s what’s going down in my house for the next 30 days. Or 23, because I don’t really trust myself to follow-through. But I’m trying. And I’m saying 30 days. And the point of the Whole … Continue reading
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Oh, Hell It’s a Gluten-Free Diet: Week 3
Tomorrow I begin my third week of serious calorie restriction, you guys. Which is why I’m writing this with a delicious peaty Scotch in my hand. I know. My trainer is going to KILL me. But that’s it. I’m back on and truly committed to my lunches of gluten-free miso soup and cucumbers for the … Continue reading
Oh, Hell It’s a Gluten-Free Diet: Week 2
This is not a meal. Is it delicious? Yes. Is it nutritious? Well, duh. But it still isn’t going to count as breakfast. Except it does, and I wasn’t even all that hungry after! What?!? I know. Clearly, this whole reset thing is tricking my brain into thinking that I don’t need pleasure at mealtime … Continue reading
Oh, Hell It’s a Gluten-Free Diet Cleanse Situation: Week 1
I realize it’s the part of January where everyone gives up on those New Year’s Day resolutions, which is why I’m getting started. That way, when I fail I’ll be all, “You guys didn’t even last this long, suckers!” So here’s the deal. Erika, a lovely gluten-free fitness coach, contacted me about getting my gluten-free … Continue reading
Gluten-Free Detox Cleanse That’s Not Totally Horrible
Okay, it’s a little horrible. In case it’s not clear by what I ate on Monday, I could use some healthy dietary changes. But when my husband suggests — and oh, how he suggests — that we maybe try to not eat red meat, or so much dairy, or sugar, or booze, or whatever the … Continue reading
Gluten is my Bitch 